Tuesday, February 22, 2011

An Insight Into My Humor

     Me and my mother have many fun, little games we play. Many are involving my dog, Pablo. He is incredibly oblivious and just walks around with a big stupid grin on his saliva-covered face and usually runs into things at least once a day. So naturally, he is the perfect target for our twisted humor.
     One of the things we do to mess with Pablo is we constantly remind him that we saved him from his imminent demise. For example: When my mom walks into the house after coming home from work Pablo gets very excited and his body starts flailing all over the place like the little spaz that he is. And because of my enforced "acknowledge him when you come in," rule she has to put down her stuff and pet him, and of her own choosing, she talks to him.

Mom: Hello! You are just so excited to see me!

Pablo: Oh! You are home! You have been gone for EVER! I thought you were never coming back!

Mom: You are just so cute! Good thing they didn't end up killing you after all...

Pablo: Yay! She must be saying something nice because she is using the happy voice! *Crashes into something valuable* 

Mom: Yes! They were gonna throw you into the gas chamber because no one liked you! No one wanted to adopt you. 

Pablo: Oh! Yay! Attention!

Mom: Yes they were going to inject you!

Me: What are you talking about? We're still gonna do that.

Mom: Thats true.

Pablo: So much Love! I'm gonna run around the room and then trip and slam into the side of the couch!    But its okay, because I'm so excited!

     We may mess with him a lot, but that is because we love him. Its kind of a right of passage to be a part of our family. No exceptions!

                                                                        Not even....

                

                                                                         someone so.....

                                                              

                                            
                                                            FucKiNG CuTE!!!!!



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